Saturday, January 7, 2012

Best Pinoy Hirit Collection

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?

Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy.

May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!

Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!

Centrum ka ba?.....  kasi you make my life complete!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?..... para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?..... humihinto kasi ang oras ko pag ikaw ang kasama ko.

Me butas ba puso mo?..... kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!

Anung height mo?..... ha? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Favorite Subject mo ba geometry?.....kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U".

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?.....maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?.....because you give meaning to my life.

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.....paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Twitter ka ba?.....ang "RT" mo kasi eh.

Bastos ka ah!.....Basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa isipan ko.

Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…..Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko.

Facebook ka ba?.....Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh.

Google ka ba?.....Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko nasa iyo na eh.

Aanhin pa ba ang relo kung titigil din pala sa ‘yo!

Unggoy ka ba?.....Kasi inakyat mo isipan ko. Sumabit ka pa sa puso ko!

Para kang alarm clock…..Ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!

May Band Aid ka ba?.....Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa ‘yo.

Nag-review ka na ba?.....Kasi mamaya, pasasagutin na kita.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Everytime I Say I Love You...

I'm really trying to say so much more than those three little words.

I'm trying to say you mean more to me than anyone else in the world.

I'm trying to let you know that I adore you and that I cherish the time we spend together.

I'm trying to explain that I want you and that I need you and that I get lost in wonderful thoughts every time I think about you.

And each time I whisper "I love you", I'm trying to remind you that you're the best thing that has ever happened to me.


- Carey Martin

First Love

First loves...that’s exactly what they are...those are the ones that introduced you to everything, made you love them, loved you back, and also broke your heart. But no matter how hurt you are, you’ll always love them. Always...they’ll stay with you forever. And not only will you not notice it, but deep down you will compare every other guy to him. And none of them will live up...because he was your first love. Then after months of letting go...when you finally think you are okay with letting him go, he’ll call...or you'll hear "your" song...or you’ll see his car at a place that was important to you...or see a movie...or something that reminds you of how much he meant you and how much you really loved him and realize you’re not completely over him and never will be.

-Unknown

For The Broken Hearted

I know how you feel. Empty, betrayed, and no happiness whatsoever. You don't want to laugh, because you know it's not going to help, but you don't want to cry, because it will just make you feel worse. You feel like your heart is falling apart, but not only that, but you know soon your life is going to feel like it's falling apart too. You don't think it will ever end, and no matter what this person has done to you, it feels impossible to stop loving them. And everyone wonders why if they have hurt you so much, then why do you still love them. That's the confusing part, you don't know why, you just do, and the people who hurt you the most, and normally the ones you love the most. And then, after a few weeks, you finally feel a sense of relief, like you're getting happy again, but you know inside that you're just going into denial. And after a few more weeks, you're back to where you were an empty soul and teary eyes. You thought you got over them, but really, you just stopped showing it. And you can't help but to show it again. It leaves deep scars on your heart that are there forever. And no one understands how you feel, and how deep you are hurt, no matter who they are, because it hasn't happened to them And even if it has, every broken heart is different. They don't know the true pain you feel and carry each and everyday now, so you learn that basically you are alone with all this. And the feeling starts to overwhelm you, and suddenly you just break down, right there, because you know you've had enough, the tears just instantly start flowing, and you're to the point where you don't care who see's. Because you've spent so many nights lying awake in bed, and so many days being haunted by the scars and fear of rejection. And in the midst of all these tears, you know that its not helping any, and it's not going to bring them back, if you ever even had them in the first place. After about a million tears have been cried, you finally pull yourself back together and keep going. Your throat starts to clench and your eyes burn with the tears you are trying to hold back. Everyone says, "It will be okay…” But you know it won't. And that’s the truth, it won’t. And you look back on all of the hurt you had from this, and you realize that people are horrible. You're still hurt, but you've learned to hide it so that everyone thinks you are okay. So now every time you see this person, you know you still love them, and you feel a slight tingle in your heart yearning for them to love you, screaming out, but for some reason they don't hear it. And then you sit back and wonder how one person could have caused all of this...

-Unknown

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Lessons in Life

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's okay to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's okay to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
45. The best is yet to come.
46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
48. If you don't ask, you don't get.
49. Yield.
50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.



- Regina Brett The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

Thursday, November 20, 2008

For The Rest of My Life



For The Rest of My Life


I promise I will love you for the rest of my life
If you'll be my husband, I'll proudly be your wife.

I will love you until the end of time
I will be your everything, if you will be mine.

I want to hold you forever and never let go
I love you so much, just thought you should know.

I will never stop caring; I will never leave you
Believe me, my love will always be true.

I do not care what people think; I do not care what they say
does not matter if they doubt us, I will love you either way.

If you are asking if I love you, baby, I do,
You don't have to worry; our love will always be true.

I love the way you love me, I only wish that you could see
just how much your love means to me.

I miss you now; there is never a time I don't
Don't think I will ever leave you, because baby, I won't.

I do not care about the world as long as I'm with you
Believe me when I say that no one else will do.

I said I will love you forever, and that is just what I will do
I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

I want to have you for my husband, and I'll be your wife
Baby, I’m going to love you for the rest of my life



By Womball

We Belong Together


We Belong Together

We belong together,
You make my world complete,

We belong together,

No other can compete.



We belong together,

I need you for eternity,

We belong together,

So please never leave.



We belong together,

You had me from the start,

We belong together,

You've completely stole my heart.



We belong together,

Its the way it was meant to be,
We belong together,

Just you and me.



By Adams baby

Destiny



Destiny


What is destiny?, People often ask
For they believe someone
Is destined to be with someone else
Whom they will be loved
And being taken cared for the rest of their lives

Destiny, the fate for somebody
Who is longing for a another love
Love that would be lovelier
The second time as it could be

Someone given by the Almighty God above
For He knows what the heart is yearning for…
Love that is to be treasured and cherished
As it is faithfully promised…

Love that is destined to a heart
That knows how to feel the love..
A heart that will embrace everything
Even it will take some sorrows and pain

Pains that will guarantee the love within
Because true love is never ending flight
For the two people destined to be
With each other’s arm, endlessly…

When I fall in love with you



When I Fall In Love With You


Since I met you…
I’ve fallen in love with you
At least a hundred times
For a hundred different reason

Sometimes I fall in love with you
When I watch you doing something you enjoy
Something you’ve so involved in that
You’re unaware of my presence

Sometimes I fall in love with you
When I listen to you talking to other people
Whatever you’ve been interesting or funny
Or warm and caring and genuinely concerned
You have a way of making people fill better
With nothing more than words

Sometimes I fall in love with you
Just thinking about you
Remember all the memories we’ve made
Falling in love for the first times
Finding more to love about each other every day
And whenever I think about
The wonderful things that are a head of us
I fall totally and completely in love with you
All over again


by womball

Don't Quit


Don't Quit

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.


Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won if he'd stuck it out.
Don't give up, though the pace seems slow -
You may succeed with another blow.


Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man;
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.


Success is failure turned inside out -
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are -
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

Author Unknown